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POLLOCK OFFSETS TING | T-Shirt (White)
POLLOCK OFFSETS TING | T-Shirt (White)
POLLOCK OFFSETS TING | T-Shirt (White)

POLLOCK OFFSETS TING | T-Shirt (White)

Regular price $27.99 Sale

Peek into the collective minds behind POST Wrestling. Illustrated and designed by the talented Robert S. Pearson.

DIAGRAM KEY (Back Print):

  1. The Primary Sensory Cortex area of the brain senses the temperature of coffee and the firmness of hugs.
  2. The Sensory Association Cortex analyzes holiday coffee flavors and the elements of one’s speech patterns worth impersonating.
  3. The Premotor Cortex controls the ability to type, operate a stopwatch, and watch professional wrestling simultaneously.
  4. The Motor Cortex controls Bronze level Brazilian Jiu Jitsu skills.
  5. The Prefrontal Cortex analyzes character development, storyline complexity, and brief but negative social interactions.
  6. The Broca’s area is vital for constructing puns and maintaining an even-keeled vocal tone.
  7. The Primary Auditory Cortex detects how hot a crowd is.
  8. The Auditory Associate Cortex analyzes entrance music quality and worth of promo construction and performance. 


• 100% ringspun cotton
• 4.5 oz (153 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28